Thursday, October 21, 2004

Q&A with a Yankee Hatin' Mets Fan 

The following answers were prepared by my buddy Ed, a Yankee hatin' Mets fan, after the greatest post season collapse in baseball history last night. And yes, my friends are as sick and demented as I am.

#1 Answer: the heimlich maneuver
Question: what are these overpaid, over-hyped Yankees in need of more than decent starting pitching?

#2 Answer: heart
Question: what is one of the two things King George's money can't buy?

#3 Answer: fans with class
Question: what is the second thing?

#4 Answer: Mickey Mantle
Question: what is the only thing more dead than the Yankees' bats last night?

For more coverage of the ALCS, don't miss Bill Simmons' articles.
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