Thursday, October 21, 2004
Q&A with a Yankee Hatin' Mets Fan
The following answers were prepared by my buddy Ed, a Yankee hatin' Mets fan, after the greatest post season collapse in baseball history last night. And yes, my friends are as sick and demented as I am.
#1 Answer: the heimlich maneuver
Question: what are these overpaid, over-hyped Yankees in need of more than decent starting pitching?
#2 Answer: heart
Question: what is one of the two things King George's money can't buy?
#3 Answer: fans with class
Question: what is the second thing?
#4 Answer: Mickey Mantle
Question: what is the only thing more dead than the Yankees' bats last night?
For more coverage of the ALCS, don't miss Bill Simmons' articles.
#1 Answer: the heimlich maneuver
Question: what are these overpaid, over-hyped Yankees in need of more than decent starting pitching?
#2 Answer: heart
Question: what is one of the two things King George's money can't buy?
#3 Answer: fans with class
Question: what is the second thing?
#4 Answer: Mickey Mantle
Question: what is the only thing more dead than the Yankees' bats last night?
For more coverage of the ALCS, don't miss Bill Simmons' articles.
