Monday, April 26, 2004
I guarantee that the Mets will not lose today. The Mets will not get shut out, one hit, no hit, embarrassed, run over, trounced, blown out, shalacked, or throttled. The Mets offense will not disappoint us with another 0 or 1 run effort today. The bullpen will not break our hearts today. A Met starting pitcher will not pitch his heart out only to be left with an "L." We will not see our "improved defense" cost us a game today. Ahh, you gotta love off days.